Have a Fukushima Christmas
Sung to the Tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"
© 2011

Have a Fukushima Christmas,
It's the hot time of the year,
I don't know
If there'll be snow
But earthquakes might appear.

Have a Fukushima Christmas,
When tsunami warnings blare,
Nowhere to go
But we'll all glow
And hope we'll all take care.

Oh, ho, North Anna oh,
Rocked by earthquakes, too,
NRC restarted her
The locals are all screwed!

Have a great North Anna Christmas,
And if earthquakes should return,
It's oh so fine
To take iodine
So there's no concern!