FLATLINE Publishes First Issue for Year 12

The Sick Bird Publishing Company has released the first issue of FLATLINE for its twelfth year. The issue will probably be available -- some day -- from the Sick Bird Publishing Company's Web site. All contents are copyright of the Sick Bird Publishing Company, which disavows any claims of accuracy regarding the newsletter's contents. Articles include:

• "Houston, We Have a Pica Problem!"
• Clippings from the Shrub
• Three Mile Island: Welcome Home!
• New Reg Café to Help NRC Clean House
• Planning Successful Meetings
• H1N1 Fears Wean NRC Security from BTS
• Capital Punishment Restored
• Lovie ... Haiti
• Umbrella Bags Promote NRC Safety
• Investigation of Shoe-Throwing Incident Widened
• Ahmadinejad Calls for Restoration of Citrix-based ADAMS
• Obama bin Laden: Environmentalist