Rockin' Around the Reorg Chart
Sung to the Tune of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
© 2012

Rockin' around the reorg chart
That's the way it ought to be,
Workin' the gulag day-by-day
Just ensures our misery.

Rockin' around the reorg chart
Let the chimes of midnight ring,
Soon we'll be working someplace else
But we haven't heard a thing.

You may get a nauseated feeling when you hear,
"We're so sorry that you're tired,
Pack your things because you're fired!"

Rockin' around the reorg chart
Yes the plan is truly shrewd,
Management gets their bonuses
While the rest of us are screwed!

Interlude

You may get a nauseated feeling when you hear,
"We're so sorry that you're tired,
Pack your things because you're fired!"

Rockin' around the reorg chart
Yes the plan is truly shrewd,
Management gets their bonuses
While the rest – of – us – are – screwed!