Clippings from the Shrub
"I'll give some speeches, just to replenish the ol' coffers." — September 2, 2007

I 'preciate the opportunity to continue explainin' my vision for Antarctica. Now that I'm no longer livin' in Washington, I needed to find another way to replenish the ol' coffers. After all, we've got this house in Arlington that needs decoratin'. I wanted beer can wallpaper, but both Laura and Poppy said "no" to that suggestion. Maybe they can go huntin' with Dick Cheney? Ha-ha.

Speakin' of Dick Cheney, I don't misunderestimate his 'pinions about my not pardonin' Scooter Libby. In all fairness, I thought he wanted a pardon for the Libby Scooter Company. So that one was my bad. But I'll invite him to the ranch and ask him to stick to shootin' off his gun, not his mouth. Hopefully he'll be aimin' it at a Democrat. Ha-ha.

Speakin' of the Democrats, I 'preciate how fair President Obama has been regardin' my former staff. I was fearin' that he might try some retributionizin', but it looks like he's busy enough with the economonic issues, not to mention Iraq, Nukemenistan and the overall War on Terror. How did he wind up with so much on his plate? Ha-ha.

Speakin' of the War on Terror, I keep readin' that daily security briefings so I can keep on top of things and get Jeb in tune for 2012 or 2016. I recently read one titled "Osama bin Laden Determined to Attack United States with Airplanes" dated July 6, 2001. That's the first time I've seen that one. Well, better late than never. Ha-ha.