Lindberg is Our Director
Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
© 1999

Lindberg is our director,
He sits on the Mezzanine.
Some think his job is stressful,
But he thinks it's quite serene.

He spends his days in meetings,
Talks with those with clout and fame,
And when he's not too busy
He thinks up new product names.

Last year with consumer health
Lindberg came to say,
"We won't cry and we won't fuss,
Let's just call it MEDLINEplus!"

Then how the staff despised him,
As they all lined up to say,
"You've just increased our workload
With a million hits per day!"