Are You Ready for Some Hitler?!
Sung to the Tune of "All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight"
("Are You Ready for Some Football?")
© 2011

Well it's World War II
And we're ready to kill,
To maim and to torture
It gives us a thrill!

We'll round up the gypsies,
The gays and the Jews,
And put them in camps —
We just can't lose.

Japan is our ally,
And Italy, too,
We'll rule the world —
Is that OK with you?

So get ready.
I mean, get ready.

Are you ready for some Hitler?!
The Reich's head Nazi!
We've got Goerbels and Goering and Himmler
And we've got moxie!

We'll take over France,
Then Britain will fall,
And we'll rule the world.
Good night, folks, that's all!