SeniorHealth is Coming to Town
Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
© 2003

You'd better sit down,
And try not to lurch,
Get onto the Web,
Get ready to search.
SeniorHealth is coming to town.

Forget the wheelchair
The walker and cane,
The service online
Will help ease your pain.
SeniorHealth is coming to town.

Find out about new dentures
And long-term managed care
And that new drug prescription plan
That passed with such fanfare. Oh ...

You'd better search once
And then search again,
There isn't much time
‘Til arthritis kicks in.
SeniorHealth is coming to town.

Breast cancer is there,
And lung cancer, too.
It's all been reviewed
So it's valid and true.
SeniorHealth is coming to town.

Angina and stroke,
Alzheimer's Disease,
Dementia and falls
And hospital fees.
SeniorHealth is coming to town.

You'll learn the system quickly
And show off for your friends,
But don't forget to take a break
And change to dry Depends. Oh ...

You'd better search now,
You don't have all day,
Incontinence might just
Call you away.
SeniorHealth is coming to town.

SeniorHealth is Coming to Town. FLATLINE 2011 Nov-Dec;13(11-12):e9. Reprinted from: FLATLINE 2004 Nov-Dec;6(11-12):7.