The Greatest Drugs of All
Sung to the Tune of "The Greatest Love of All"
© 2012

I believe that cocaine is the future
Snort it well and blow your mind away
Drop your head, take a hit and you'll feel warm inside,
Enjoy it 'til you've died
Then they'll lower the flags,
Let the wail of sirens
Remind us how we skipped that raid.

Everybody searches for abusers
People need someone to smack them 'round,
Bobby Brown is the one who fulfilled my needs
Just like Chris Brown who beat
Rhianna, who went back to him.

Chorus:

I decided long ago,
Never to waste a good stash of blow
If I'm high, if I succeed
At least I won't remember if I bleed
No matter what they say 'bout me
They can't take away my last IV.

Because the greatest drugs of all
Now flow inside of me
I got the greatest drugs of all
From Bobby.

The greatest high of all
Was beaten into me
Learning to take a punch
Was the greatest high of all.

I believe that crack could be our future
Smoke it well and blow your mind away
Drop your head, take a hit and you'll feel warm inside,
Lip sync the Super Bowl,
Then they'll lower the flags,
Let the wail of sirens
Remind us how we skipped that raid.

Chorus