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Volume 13, Issue 7-8 (July - August 2011)

• NRC Hoarding Microfiche Machines, Investigation Finds.
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• Ostendorff Sworn in as a Commissioner: Wife Simply Swearing.
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• Agency Celebrates Second Anniversary of Banning Humor.
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• Setting a New Tone for Toner.
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• Renovation of Entrance to Mordor Complete: Employees Experience the "Turnstiles of Terror" for the First Time.
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• Message from NRC to OPM Regarding Earthquake Evacuations: Drop Dead.
  FLATLINE₂₃₈ 2011 Jul-Aug;13(7-8):e6.