FLATLINE
Volume 14, Issue 9-10 (September - October 2012)

• Republican Party Finds a New Chair: Eastwood's Soliloquy Earns Him a Seat at the Table.
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• Art Modell, Longtime Browns and Ravens Owner, Dies: Bypasses Heaven, Descends Directly to Hell.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e2.
  
  
• Republican, Conservative Attacks No Fluke: Pundits Once Again Cross the Line of Decency.
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• Romney Leads in Letter-Number Contest.
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• American Embassies Attacked, Americans Killed.
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• House of Representatives Passes Bill to Temporarily Fund Federal Government: Stopgap Measure Runs through March 31, 2013.
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• Romney Calls Obama a Liar: Clairvoyant Candidate Predicts Falsehoods during Debates.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e7.
  
  
• Metro Implements NTSB Recommendations Regarding Safety: Nearly Two Dozen Recommendations Still Unfulfilled.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e8.
  
  
• Metro Commissions New PSA: Advises "Help Them, Then Rob Them" to Riders.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e9.
  
  
• Romney to 47%: "Drop Dead!" Comments Made at Fundraiser Show Utter Disdain for Half of America.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e10.
  
  
• Amidst an Imploding Campaign, Romney Takes Decisive Action: Hopes for a Turnaround Pinned on New Spokesman.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e11.
  
  
• Iran to Disconnect from the Internet: Plans High-Speed Intranet for Country.
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• Personal Foul: Unnecessary Lockout: NFL Referees Return to Work.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e13.
  
  
• Madonna Uses "Irony" to Call Obama a Muslim: Poster Child for VD Stirs Up Controversy.
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e14.
  
  
• Libyan Consulate Attack: Spontaneous or Planned?
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e15.
  
  
• Pepco Employees Reject Contract Offer, Threaten to Strike: Pepco Management, Public Say "Go Ahead!"
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e16.
  
  
• First 2012 Presidential Debate is History: Big Bird Fired, Lehrer Chastised
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e17.
  
  
• Yom Kippur Congregants Shocked By Special Guest in Attendance: Michele Bachmann Forces Worshippers to Atone for Being in Her Presence
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e18.
  
  
• O'Malley's Move to Allow Electric Utilities to Increase Rates Not Shocking: Maryland Governor Finds another Way to Reward Incompetence and Punish Residents
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e19.
  
  
• Metro Unveils New Railcars: 400% Fare Increases to Help Pay for Upgrade
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e20.
  
  
• Michael Vick: Dog Killer, Dog Electrocutor, Dog Drowner, Dog Owner: Felon and Eagles QB Gets a Dog, Public Gets Sick
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e21.
  
  
• Ryan's Soap: Vice Presidential Candidate Uses Soup Kitchen to Score Political Points
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e22.
  
  
• Town Hollering: Second 2012 Presidential Debate More Feisty Than First Debate
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e23.
  
  
• Staples in a Bind: Romney Comment on "Binders Full of Women" Leads to Runs on Office Supply Store
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e24.
  
  
• No Horsing Around during Third and Final Presidential Debate: Tumultuous Topics Range from Bayonets to Drones to Jobs to Peace
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• Hurricane Sandy Heads for the Mid-Atlantic: Pepco Prepares as Monster Storm Threatens Lives, Properties and Halloween
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• Mourdock Comments on Abortion, Rape Leave Critics Howling Mad: Comments Reflect Views of Other Republicans, Pundits
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e27.
  
  
• Sununu Does a No-No: Claims Powell's Obama Endorsement is Based on Race
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e28.
  
  
• In the Eye of the Storm: America Inundated by 24/7 News Coverage of Hurricane Sandy
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e29.
  
  
• Metro Returns to Schedule: Imposes "Sandy Tax" to Cover Loss from Two Idle Days
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e30.
  
  
• Brownie's Back: Doin' a Heck of a Job of Criticizing
  FLATLINE 2012 Sep-Oct;14(9-10):e31.